Kids Jokes
Kids Jokes
Dinosaur Jokes
Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
Because it was an early bird!
What do you do when a dinosaur sneezes?
Get out of the way!
What do you call a dinosaur wearing tight shoes?
My-foot-is-saurus!
What do you get when two dinosaurs collide?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?
Because they can't afford new ones!
Receptionist: Doctor, there's an invisible dinosaur in the waiting room.
Doctor: Tell her I can't see her!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What makes more noise that a dinosaur?
Two dinosaurs!
What does a Triceratops sit on?
Its Tricera-bottom!
Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one! What runs around a cemetery but doesn't move?
A fence!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
What does a witch ask for when she goes to a hotel?
Broom service!
Where do ghosts pick up their mail?
At the ghost office!
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock ?
He got ticks !
Why are graveyards so noisy ?
Because of all the coffin !
Why did the witch travel on a broom?
She couldn't afford a Vacuum Cleaner.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend!
What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost as they drove down the street?
Buckle your sheet belt!
What did one vampire say to the other?
Fangs aren’t what they used to be!
When do werewolves go trick or treating?
Howl-oween!
What should a short-sighted ghost have?
Spooktacles!
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
Do you believe in people?
What do you call an angry monster?
Sir!
Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he’s a pain in the neck!
Why did the skeleton go the party?
For a rattling good time!
Who has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Quackula!