Funny SMS

Short Funny Jokes

A teacher asked a pupil a question, but she could barely hear the child speaking since the other kids were making too much noise. In an attempt to quiet them, she said, ''I can hear voices!''
Two juniors outside heard the teacher and one said to the other, ''Jeez, she better stop telling the kids about her mental problems!'' TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH : "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,
kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye,
jo SMS nehi karte ho,uska mobile us me dub jaaye.
Na rahega phone,na bajegi tone!!
Sweetest Excuse:A kid gets 0 mark in a paper.
Father angrily says what is this?
Kid replies:teacher ke pas STAR khatam ho gaye to PLANET dene shuru kar diye..!
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE : Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : George!
I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha Mujhe pyaar huya,
Meri shaadi huyi,
Bibi ghar me aayi,
Ghar swarg ho gaya.
aurMai.... SWARGAWASI ho gaya. Marwadi SMS :
Jab BAGA me BAHAR awegi,
tab hmare SMS ki BARSAT awegi,
tanhaiya to thari dur ho jawegi par hmaro BIL bhrawa kai thari sasu awegi.
Rahul: My sister made a chocolate cake for my birthday.
Kunal: Wow! How was it?
Rahul: The candles melted in the oven.
Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used to be up and out for his morning walk at 5 am.
Son: Dad, at your age, he had become the Prime Minister of England. Salesman: That suit looks nice. It fits like a bandage.
Customer: Thanks. I bought it by accident A man was going to a railway line to commit suicide. He was carrying a tiffin box with him.
Another man asked him why?
He replied: If the train gets late, will I remain hungry? The Judge asked the defendant, "Mr Jones, do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?"
Mr Jones: "I do." "Now what do you say to defend yourself?" "Your Honour, under those limitations... nothing."