Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

"An ambassador is a person who, having failed to secure an office from the people, is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country."
Ambrose Bierce The Internal Revenue Code is about 10 times the size of the Bible and, unlike the Bible, contains no good news.
- Don Rickles “I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”
Robert McCloskey I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Oscar Wilde I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works.
Oscar Wilde It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.
Oscar Wilde The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
Oscar Wilde Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. - Mark Twain Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing. An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!' An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing. Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?